So glad I didn’t go to cords night tonight.
I should be getting 4 more cords then I
am because I never did my homework
and I never studied for tests or finals.
Ranked in the high twenties with that?
Imagine all of the greater things I could
have accomplished if I had actually tried.

(Source: dhemisour)

“I’m a pirate, I do what I want.”

It’s why I am the one to always make you smile

sah-wag.

sah-wag.

HER SWEATER

HER SWEATER

(Source: jefferyllama)

(Source: luvart)

UHH! I failed my Life Guarding CPR test by 1 question when I taught everyone in the class how to do everything….They got wayy lesss wrong than I did…FUCK!
At least I can retake it.

(Source: weheartit.com, via rallthedoll)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Source: twostep1841)

3 DAYS UNTIL DAVE!

3 DAYS UNTIL DAVE!

(Source: onceuponabeat)

inappropriate-crushes:

A classic. No man could look as wonderful going grey. 

inappropriate-crushes:

A classic. No man could look as wonderful going grey. 

(Source: lcbelle, via saintriver)

i-think-we-should-sex:

Such a king. 

i-think-we-should-sex:

Such a king. 

(Source: adrianahache, via amorebecca)